thelilnan:
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE OKAY AJAX SOAP THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE” AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
OKAY
AJAX SOAP
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
(via thetammythattumbles)
huggingsherlockinthetardis:
superciliousassbutt: m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: superciliousassbutt: m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: detectiveincamelot: m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: morgrana: but what do americans call biscuits Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?! They are American biscuits. …That is not a biscuit. These. These are biscuits. Those are cookies. These are cookies: Everything else is a biscuit. American Biscuits are scones?! WHAT.
superciliousassbutt:
m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: superciliousassbutt: m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: detectiveincamelot: m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: morgrana: but what do americans call biscuits Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?! They are American biscuits. …That is not a biscuit. These. These are biscuits. Those are cookies. These are cookies: Everything else is a biscuit.
m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:
superciliousassbutt: m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: detectiveincamelot: m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: morgrana: but what do americans call biscuits Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?! They are American biscuits. …That is not a biscuit. These. These are biscuits. Those are cookies.
m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: detectiveincamelot: m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: morgrana: but what do americans call biscuits Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?! They are American biscuits. …That is not a biscuit. These. These are biscuits.
detectiveincamelot: m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: morgrana: but what do americans call biscuits Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?! They are American biscuits.
detectiveincamelot:
m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: morgrana: but what do americans call biscuits Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
morgrana: but what do americans call biscuits Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
morgrana:
but what do americans call biscuits
Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
They are American biscuits.
…That is not a biscuit.
These. These are biscuits.
Those are cookies.
These are cookies:
Everything else is a biscuit.
American Biscuits are scones?! WHAT.
I love it when everyone confuses each other; it’s beautiful
(via purplepenfanfictions)
off-the-wall-geek:
make-the-dead-love: The sound of nature. Its just like high school.
make-the-dead-love:
The sound of nature.
Its just like high school.
(via blinking-blinking-is-boring)
silenthill:
george-the-pony: tic-tac-toe-forever: zackisontumblr: silenthill: i could eat a whale and would still be hungry 5 minutes after a whale could eat you and still be hungry 5 minutes after you could eat Hungary and still be a whale 5 minutes after You could eat Wales and still be in Hungary 5 minutes after
george-the-pony:
tic-tac-toe-forever: zackisontumblr: silenthill: i could eat a whale and would still be hungry 5 minutes after a whale could eat you and still be hungry 5 minutes after you could eat Hungary and still be a whale 5 minutes after You could eat Wales and still be in Hungary 5 minutes after
tic-tac-toe-forever:
zackisontumblr: silenthill: i could eat a whale and would still be hungry 5 minutes after a whale could eat you and still be hungry 5 minutes after you could eat Hungary and still be a whale 5 minutes after
zackisontumblr:
silenthill: i could eat a whale and would still be hungry 5 minutes after a whale could eat you and still be hungry 5 minutes after
i could eat a whale and would still be hungry 5 minutes after
a whale could eat you and still be hungry 5 minutes after
you could eat Hungary and still be a whale 5 minutes after
You could eat Wales and still be in Hungary 5 minutes after
(via renirc-x)
unabashedgeek:
jakemalik: hungryzekes: kanyewesticle: holynipples: kanyewesticle: jakemalik: kanyewesticle: *whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that *bites lip* oh yeah baby *touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that *pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper what *pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper wtf can we get some privacy here *opens door* well maybe you should lock the place up beforehand
jakemalik:
hungryzekes: kanyewesticle: holynipples: kanyewesticle: jakemalik: kanyewesticle: *whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that *bites lip* oh yeah baby *touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that *pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper what *pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper wtf can we get some privacy here
hungryzekes:
kanyewesticle: holynipples: kanyewesticle: jakemalik: kanyewesticle: *whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that *bites lip* oh yeah baby *touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that *pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper what *pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
kanyewesticle:
holynipples: kanyewesticle: jakemalik: kanyewesticle: *whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that *bites lip* oh yeah baby *touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that *pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper what
holynipples:
kanyewesticle: jakemalik: kanyewesticle: *whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that *bites lip* oh yeah baby *touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that *pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
jakemalik: kanyewesticle: *whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that *bites lip* oh yeah baby *touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
kanyewesticle: *whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that *bites lip* oh yeah baby
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
what
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some privacy here
*opens door* well maybe you should lock the place up beforehand
(via odetotheodd)
(Source: kingslayered, via willgrahammys)
crisium:
I see no way this could ever go wrong.
(Source: yoursexyscientist, via panemfreedom)
madlori:
vintagegal: Singin’ in the Rain (1952) #tumblr of the 1920s #90 years ago on tumblr ACCURATE
vintagegal:
Singin’ in the Rain (1952)
#tumblr of the 1920s #90 years ago on tumblr
ACCURATE
notyouraveragepornblog:
dan-and-phil-are-amazing: randomrumiel: niknak79: I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university. They have warned their fellow students that the ground is lava to prevent any injuries I think that is very mature of them reblogging again IT GOT BETTER
dan-and-phil-are-amazing:
randomrumiel: niknak79: I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university. They have warned their fellow students that the ground is lava to prevent any injuries I think that is very mature of them reblogging again
randomrumiel:
niknak79: I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university. They have warned their fellow students that the ground is lava to prevent any injuries I think that is very mature of them
niknak79:
I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university.
They have warned their fellow students that the ground is lava to prevent any injuries I think that is very mature of them
reblogging again
IT GOT BETTER
(via unfathomedstars)
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
morphingly:
brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
(via captainamerica-in-middle-earth)
