thegirlwhotriedtomakeyouhard:

motherhonker:

DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE

I DON’T HAVE TO SIT DOWN TO REALIZE THIS

(via ivorylungs)

andrewpauldost:

i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza

(via percychekov)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

(Source: frustgaytion, via theangelshavetheearhat)

oldrocknrollin:

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”

(Source: growlithed, via bandannarama)

necklace-of-rope:

so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’

(via unidentifiedflyingcupcakes)

espressobean:

beingnerdtastic:

i wish people courted like birds do 

like if some guy fancied me he would dress up in bright colours and dance to get my attention 

They used to do that, it was called “The 80s”.

(via jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess)